I am getting sick of all the hair in the shower! Jess' long hair is stuck in CLUMPS on the shower wall, and in tangles in the shower drain. But that's not the worst of it. I can handle that. No, what really gets me is that Jose's pubic hair is always all over the soap. How do I know it's Jose's pubic hair? Because it's black, about an inch long, and is curly. I have to spray off the bar of soap before I use it. Do people not know what a WASHCLOTH is?? Great invention! It keeps the hairs off of the bar of soap! Some of you might be saying, well how do you know it's not YOUR hair, after all your hair is black. Well I know it's not mine because - and I will proudly admit this - I trim my downstairs hair all right? I said it. I'm proud. Don't go saying that's gay or anything cause it's not. It's cleaner and far more comfortable than having a fern growing out of your pants. At least I can look down at not get freaked out that a muskrat is eating my testicles.

If you trim, then you have less hair to manage.
If you have less hair to manage, then you can clean it easier.
Therefore, keeping your hair trimmed makes it easier to keep clean.

I think everyone should do it! Right on! I'm not talking about getting a brazilian or anything, I'm just saying when you wear a swimsuit and it looks like there's a porcupine in your trunks...I digress...

Anyway, it freaks me out when I find the hair because even though I wash it off it somehow like flies through the air in the shower and gets stuck on my personage! I've had it on my face before and I literally almost screamed.

::shudders::